June 2013
personal blog
you know the best thing about it?
MY FUCKING URL
no one would think welcome-to-the-friendzone is legitimately a FUCKING GIRL even though the picture IS ONE OF MY SENIOR PICTURES
ha
I’M GOING TO NEED THE SHERLOCK FANDOM TO HELP ME HERE. I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED YOUR SIX EPISODES. IT WAS A MISTAKE. A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MISTAKE THAT LASTED EIGHT HOURS.
I KNEW YOU FELT BUT NOW I KNOW THE FEELS.
THIS IS A THING I DID. INSTANT REGRET.MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU, SHERLOCK FANS.
I AM HERE FOR YOU, FRIEND
take a look at this picture for me
bro strider is carrying a horse (or a pony, it doesnt seem to be as big as a horse) underneath one arm
a pony
under one arm
ponies have the potential to weigh anywhere from 500-900 pounds, if it is a larger one, and about 200-300 pounds if its a smaller pony
HE’S CARRYING AN ENTIRE PONY UNDER ONE ARM
IF THAT DOESNT SAY MANLY STRENGTH THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
Listen
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
This track makes me really emotional? It’s so pretty.
Thrift Shop
Kidz Bop Kids
p33p:
im going to fucking cry
please no
im
This sucks
I mean
i laughed so hard i think i busted something
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
- Shanghai, China
- Pisa, Italy
- Longkou, China
- Brisbane, Australia
- University Place, USA
- Salamanca, Spain
- Cambridge, England
- London, England
- Siuntio, Finland
- Edinburg, USA
- Joice, USA
- Philadelphia, PA, USA
- St. Paul, USA
- Corpus Christi, USA
- Manchester, England
- Cardiff, Wales
- Cheltenham, England
- Cardiff, Wales
- Pelham, USA
- Mount Washington, KY, USA
- Dublin, Ga, USA
- Tampere, Finland
- Dubuque, IA, USA
- Southend-on-sea, England
- Phoenix, USA
- Providence, USA
- Chilliwack, Canada
- Salvador, Brazil
- Brighton, England
- San José, Costa Rica
- Copenhagen, Denmark
- Ringsted, Denmark
- Umeå, Sweden
- Qawra,Malta
- Piteå, Sweden
- Launonen, Finland
- Castries, St. Lucia
- Listuguj, Canada
- Hannover, Germany
- Yokosuka, Japan
- Sasebo, Japan
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
SEXUAL ASKS - Be intrusive!
- 1: When did you lose your virginity?
- 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
- 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
- 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
- 5: Favourite sex position?
- 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
- 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
- 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
- 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
- 12: How often do you have sex?
- 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
- 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
- 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
- 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
- 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
- 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
- 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
- 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
- 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
- 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
- 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
- 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
- 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
- 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
- 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
- 30: Do you watch porn?
sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines
I NEVER
REALIZED
YOU COULD DO THIS
BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
omfg for real I thought this was just me?
er, dear artists of Tumblr:
WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?
by the gods..
US Social Security Administration Changes Policy on Changing Gender
No longer will the Social Security Administration require surgery to change a person’s gender within their database.
Following guidelines put forward by both the federal government for passport changes, and many States’ DMV, individuals can have their gender changed by sending a letter from their medical provider (a sample is shown within the following link) https://secure.ssa.gov/poms.nsf/lnx/0110212200
Huge news.
I’m literally crying.
I didn’t choose the fandom life.
The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”
If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you.
If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you.
If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you.
If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you.
“
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.
You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.
But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures.
Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.
” —David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)Bless you for being someone with clinical depression and still agreeing that it is also a mood. Bless your heart.
Oh, haha, it’s no big deal I guess? I mean, I’ve always suffered from it and I’ve been on medication for over a year due to dozens of suicide attempts but even now I get depressed. Like, it doesn’t last long but I’m momentarily plummeted to that black abyss I never want to go back to so it’s totally a mood.
I mean, hormones control moods and a hormonal imbalance is a mental disorder — which is what I have. But moods are controlled by the same hormones as disorders so it’s both but different. Kind of like how I can be anxious and/or have days of mild anxiety without actually having an anxiety disorder.
Anyways, thank you for your kind words. Depression is hard and I totes encourage anybody suffering to come talk to me!
can we please understand that “depressed” is an actual emotion as well as a mental disorder
just because you say you feel depressed one day doesn’t mean you’re claiming to have depression and it’s an actual emotion and if you say “i’m feeling depressed today” is absolutely okay because it is in fact a mood and a clinical disorder
nnnnnnno. no. noooo no.nonon.
depressed feelings do not last for one day.
that’s basic mental health we learned in fucking seventh grade.
to be depressed means suffering from depression and yes it can be temporary and not a clinical disorder but that does NOT make it an average every day feeling. it lasts weeks on end.
that’s like saying “i’m feeling crippled today” when you twist your ankle.
depression is crippling. feeling depressed means feeling worthless, lost, like you can’t even fucking get out of bed because there’s no reason to and you want to die because everything is awful.
it’s not. a fucking. “mood”. don’t you dare trivialize depression.
sit your fucking ass down and shut the fuck up it is defined as both
THANK YOU, LIZ
im so tired of people on either end of the spectrum misinterpreting my mental disorder
IT’S ALSO A FUCKING MOOD, PEOPLE
