cause fuck y’all, i’m fuckin single so it’s not like i have anyone to stay up/look impressive for call me on skype if you need me
other girls with no make up: oh sorry i just woke up.
guys: wow you're still beautiful
me without make up: oh sorry i just woke up
guys: is that shrek
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.) Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh Matt: Me too! On a boy! Pearl: You’re a boy with a crush on a boy? Matt: Yeah he’s really cute. Pearl: Oh. (pause for a bit) Matt: Boys can like boys. I just an’t marry him because boys can’t marry boys. Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want. Matt: Really? Josie: YEAH my...
solluxshorrorterror replied to your photoset: I get the greatest messages in my inbox. Just… PSSES EVERYWHEREHDBDDHVDJSJAISJW dammit, now i have to clean that shit up
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Let's take a second to appreciate my mother
rant is under the cut for those of you that hate my long text posts. and no, i won’t be capitalizing anything so just fucking deal with it [[MORE]] so, like, i love my mom. i do but her bitchass self just irritates the ever loving fuck out of me pretty much most of the time. it hasn’t been so bad lately because my brother’s been gone and we get along if it’s just the two...
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stridemother: step one: counter clocKWISE MOTHER FUCKERS step two: DON’T STOP step three: DON’T STOP step four: YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS step five: TRUST ME omfg liz i love you
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nilgiree: Ya know, keyboard-mashing in Japanese is kinda creepy I mean with this: fdfjaklsjAJKLDJAKSGHFA compared to this: を演歌ケウォw、xmcんvkdルエアオウァsklfジェオ話gんかうぇうい you have to admit that it looks like whoever typed the second one was taken over by satan. LMAO
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askdstriderkun: I am now mpreg with your children. Go get me a fucking watermelon slice covered in chocolate raisins or so help me— Oh fuck I think my water broke. …. We’ve been blessed with triplets. omfg wrkhhsdj
powerpackedfist started following you galliawolf started following you thetardistorchlight started following you OMFG kinos stream? i should follow back except i am lazy and i follow tons of other blogs and my dash tends to get clogged so sorry for not following back anyways, welcome aboard my shitstorm and i look forward to messaging back and forth~ god i sound just really fucking...
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2a22ygaypsiioniic: geromytime: moonsetter: So hi guys. I’m Hanna, and I have a small problem… Well, kind of a big problem. This is me And this is my dad uvu At the moment my father has been trying to find a doctor that can help him out with trying to recover from several pains throughout his body that he has been suffering by for many years now (Before I was born, so like, over 15...
pregnat4: IT TAKES A SLOTH 42 HOURS T O HVE SEX KVYSPZGSLCBC ASDFGHJKL; I CANT BREATHE FUCK
gunsandwwands: drunkblogging: hannameth: there really is good amazing beautiful people in the world this makes me sooo happy oh my gosh this little girl is so cute what even and ahhfeiwoak her mum would do something like that is just really cute. ;; shes just so adoooooooooorable
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How the female mind works:
Hot guy: Hot guy that plays instrument: Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS: Pretty much :U
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So I’ve been drawing the past couple of days on pieces of cardboard because my mom is too much of a lazy ass to go get proper canvas. (Fuck her because the goddamned cardboard bent, fuck everything.) Anyways, I painted my dad’s Father’s Day gift — it’s a rose and I’m pretty motherfucking proud of the thing. All I have left is to paint my sister-in-law (god rest...
wvnderbar: everyone has their own way of eating oreos. for example, i like to crush them up and snort them welcome aboard my dash, everybody