prole-log:

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fuggmuff:

liberalsarecool:

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Hey remember when these positions were all essential workers and then they just weren’t anymore after the media decided they weren’t

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vann-haal:

It kills me that my coping mechanism for when I’m Open and Vulnerable on this blue hellsite even if it’s like “I happen to have a birthday in a few weeks” I have to go to the nearest mutual I’ve not scrolled through recently and bury my feelings with their posts

Anyway thank you Ted for putting up with this behavior for the past idk 10 or something years now

I was 17 at the time so I’m guesstimating

hatingongodot:

Read the rumor that Chris Pratt is accepting voice work bc he’s unvaccinated and can’t get in-person gigs, and you know what? I’m a truther now. This is my flat earth. This is my conspiracy theory I wholeheartedly accept

He could post a video of himself getting vaccinated and flash his vaccination card on camera and I’d still be like, this is clearly CGI. Look at the way the needle clips through his skin. Fake news.

(via yakonas)

Which is ironic because the second I wake up, I’m burying these posts in more Ted content

It kills me that my coping mechanism for when I’m Open and Vulnerable on this blue hellsite even if it’s like “I happen to have a birthday in a few weeks” I have to go to the nearest mutual I’ve not scrolled through recently and bury my feelings with their posts

Anyway thank you Ted for putting up with this behavior for the past idk 10 or something years now

suddenlyoranges:

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

(via yakonas)

gayarsonist:

i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that’s your problem i’m having a fantastic time

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softblock:

Patrick bateman level 23 pokemon evolution

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corporateaccount:

after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable

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death2america:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

sea-shell-app:

There are no benefits to being an equine biologist

1 dose of ivermectin later

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thiswebsitenamesareweird:

the-ungendered-king:

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

Men will wear earrings and paint their nails

Is this an indictment or a celebration?

A commandment

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